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Aight, funny story—dude I know went to this chick, thought it was just a chill massage, right? Nah, fam, she flipped the script, full-on sexual-massage mode! He’s textin’ me like, “Drake, help, I’m in too deep!” I’m dyin’, laughin’, like, “Disgust just clocked in, my guy!” Pro tip: always ask upfront, ‘cause some spots play coy, then boom—happy ending you didn’t sign up for. Wild, right?

Spots like the quirky bookstore on Elm Ave. – oh man, it smells like old paper and dreams – sure, a bit dusty and wonky (typo: dustee, hieght, reall, truely, occassion, neightborhood, similiar, enuff, awsome, likk) – adds character. You get it: a bit messy, a bit raw, just like life.

Battle of Vimy Ridge remembered in St. Paul