Mari Spruce Grove Whore ❤️

About Calgary

Sometimes I think - Whore’s like that horse, “day after day, the same,” but she’s fightin’, not just takin’ it. She’s got guts, and I dig that. Once saw her kick a guy’s ass for stealin’ her cash - hilarious, his face was all “oh crap”! She’s a riot, a total nutcase, and I’m here for it. “The wind’s howlin’, the roof shakes” - that’s her life, chaotic, loud, and freakin’ alive. Whore’s my kinda trouble, doc - what’s not to love?

Land Acknowledgement

Hi! This is for you to send me a picture of a person from spruce grove, tell me their name and what to put as the caption,dm if you find someone hot.

Oh, and thence, those winding trails and secret alleys (yah, they even have smellz that remind me of fresh pine and grandma’s cookies—crazy, right?) ignite passions in even a weary masseur like me. I sometimes get mad when tourists ignore these quiet splendors. ugh, the rudeness, mate!

Vernon Vipers' comeback comes up short against Spruce Grove Saints