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Lemme tell ya, last week I saw this ad—shady place, neon lights blinkin’. “Massage special,” it says. I’m like, “Pfft, sure, ‘special’—wink-wink!” Made me laugh, but kinda mad too—why’s it always so hush-hush? Just say it, ya cowards! Sexual-massage—boom, there, I said it! Ain’t no shame, folks want it, folks get it. “Witness me!”—like Max screamin’ into the desert, ya know?

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Man, I love strollin’ by the Rideau Canal even when it's chill n’ low-key. That water glistens like lights in a movie scene – remindin’ me of some trippy shot from "Carlos (Olivier Assayas, 2010)", ya know? Like, sometimes it feels like the world is spinnin' in slow-mo, and you’re just floatin’ in that vibe. “I feel like everything is improv,” like they say in that flick.

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