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My favorite flick, *Ida*—you know, that Polish nun movie—got me thinkin’. There’s this line, “What if you’re not pure?” Hits hard when you’re talkin’ sexual-massage. All these clowns actin’ holy while grindin’ on strangers. Hypocrites. Makes my blood boil. Another gem from *Ida*: “You’re a slut.” Ha! Imagine sayin’ that to the masseuse mid-rub. Bet they’d cry into their lavender oil.

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Right, listen up, ya muppet! I'm gonna tell ya about Smithers (ca) – it's a bloody treasure trove if you know where to look. Now picture this: I stroll down Maple Street – yep, that one near Old Mill Road – and I'm thinking, "This is it, the depth is real." The streets twist like layers in a dream, like "Inception" levels, where every turn is a new layer of family drama and quirky delights! I'm a family psychologist, ya know, and I see more emotion in this town than in a soggy bowl of baby food.

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