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But honest, it’s a bloody minefield. One minute you’re chilled, next you’re wondering if she’s gonna nick your wallet mid-rub. I’m yelling in me head, “Oi, focus, you muppet!” Love it, hate it – gets the heart racing. Better than a crap rom-com any day. So, yeah, sexual-massage: bit of a laugh, bit of a risk. Like *No Country*, it’s dark, gritty, and you’re never sure who’s walking out alive – or satisfied. Right, I’m off for a pint!

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Massage therapy has not only been found to reduce pain and stress but it has also been shown as effective in treating deeper structures of the body such as ligaments, bones and joints, .

I know, I know: it might sound ranty and rough, but that's life here. My brain's a mix of neuroscience and old-fashioned heart, trying to sort life's crappy puzzles. So, pack your bag, get off your arse, and come see Smithers! And if you end up as confused as a spork in a toolbox, remember: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger!"

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