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The downtown district? Man, it's a storm of quirky cafes and bars. I hang out at Café La Gare where the espresso hits hard – I got my first app breakthrough there, no lie! The lively chatter here is as mad as a hatter’s tea party, like callin' out “I am dead, and alive… damn it!”

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