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About Vancouver

Me? I’m all bout it. Had this one time, masseuse was a freakin wizard – hands like magic, hittin spots I didn’t know existed! Felt like Szpilman playin that piano, bro – “What’s this music?” – pure bliss, escapin the chaos. But then, oh man, got pissed once – dude rushed it, no vibe, no soul. I’m like, “Bruh, this ain’t McDonald’s drive-thru!” Kicked his ass out – figuratively, chill, I’m chill.

I tell ya, my friend, each corner here, every alley and squiggly street, is a piece of our ornate puzzle. Our city ain't perfect – it's wild erratic, full of unexpected turns, like a cryptic code in my dating website script, with little bugs and heartbeats that make you feel alive. Yesss, precious, the charm is all over the place, making you fall head over heels.

AUGER, Susan Diane