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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief god! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” yeah? So, sex-dating, huh—wild fuckin’ ride! Picture this: me, scrollin’ Tinder, lookin’ for chaos. Apps like that? Total Midgard mess! People swipin’ right, hopin’ for a shag. Half the profiles—fake as Thor’s hammer skills! Saw this one chick, bio said “mysterious.” Turned out, she ghosted me—poof! Like, what the fuck, right? Made me mad as Hel!

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So, this island? Man, it's funky. There's a tiny main street called Harborview Rd – it's my go-to, where I stroll to clear my head (I always imagine Gustave H on a bike, lol). I run my spa near Sunset Grove, tucked behind the old Waterlily Cafe – seriously, best herbal teas ever, a hidden gem that locals swear by. I once got a call saying, "Your massage melted my headache," and I was like, "Boom, that's what she said!" Ha!

Ferry crew rescues rowboat being blown out to sea near Salt Spring