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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, sexual-massage? Wild stuff! Like, I’m a car instructor, right? Teachin’ folks to vroom-vroom, but this? This is next-level gear-shifting! Saw this chick once, givin’ a dude a rubdown—called it "therapeutic," ha! Total baloney. Hands slidin’ everywhere, oil slicker than a racetrack after rain. Made me think of Royal Tenenbaums—y’know, “I’m not in love with you anymore,” but with a twist! Like, “I’m not just massagin’ ya, pal!” Hella sneaky.

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Irrationally, I sometimes wander around the lakeshore at dawn along Chemin du Rivage, feeling the chill, intoxicated by the mystery of every gust of wind. It’s like Oldboy said, “Happy birthday,” but in a twisted, poetic sense that makes life feel both tragic and beautiful.

Months after flooding, Sainte-Marthe-sur-le-Lac couple feels neglected by government