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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’—it’s an art, ya dopes! I seen some shady parlors, oh boy, made me madder than a wet hen! One time, this chick—hands like sandpaper—tried givin’ me one. I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Total disaster, felt like Anton Chigurh was kneadin’ my back with a cattle gun! But when it’s good? Man, it’s smoother than butter on a hot stove—makes ya feel alive, like Tommy Lee Jones chasin’ a dream he can’t catch.

Centres De Santé

Massages, body wraps, body scrubs, exfoliations, balneotherapy and other treatments at Hotel Spa Excelsior's Wellness Center in Sainte-Adele.

I was walkin' down Rue des Papillons – yeah, that cute, little angle in the city – and I got totally tripped up by some sweet murals. They remind me of those crazy scenes from City of God – dramatic, intense, then BOOM, lighter note! So, like, my developer mind sees every street as a profile pic, each corner a new convo starter. Weird, right? But that's life here, buddy!

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