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So, I’m researchin’ this, right? Turns out, sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy spa crap—it’s ancient! Like, Egyptians were slidin’ oils on each other, gettin’ frisky—prolly why Cleopatra had all them men droolin’! Little factoid for ya: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, makes ya wanna purr. I tried it once—oh honey, I was HAPPY, floatin’ like Michelle Yeoh with that sword, “I am the invincible one!”—but then my cat knocked the bottle over, ugh, I was SO mad! Sticky floor, total buzzkill.

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Honestly, mate, Saint-Canut’s got a life of its own. Every cracked pavement, every shadow by the alley, every flutter of the river, reminds me of the sweet, melancholic wonder of Carol. It’s a blend of gritty streets and tender secrets. Its beauty and its scars make me laugh, cry, and sometimes curse like a madman – but always, always with passion, my precious!

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