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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery slope, innit! I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, not some twat who’s gonna blush talkin’ bout this. Right, listen up, it’s hands-on, steamy shit—massage with a cheeky twist. Think oil, skin, and a bit of naughty. Not yer gran’s back rub, you idiot sandwich! Been around forever—ancient Rome had lads gettin’ frisky in bathhouses. Fact: them geishas in Japan? Some did “happy endings” on the sly—proper sneaky, eh!

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We are conveniently located in Toronto, Ontario right off the subway line and near Bloor Street West, Bloor West Village, and close to High Park. Whether you.

Oh, and sorry, gotta mention: on my app, I even tag some spots as “Bugs approved!” I mean, if Bugs Bunny digs it, you know it's golden! I sometimes type like err, scribbles in a hurry (ey, pla, a few typos? who cares, right?) cuz life here is too spontaneous to be neat and tidy.

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