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So, I’m reckonin—sexual-massage, it’s like, ancient, yeah? Them Romans, dirty sods, had these bathhouses—full on oily shenanigans, orgies basically, but with class, not like Gary from accounts after three pints. Little known fact, mate—Kama Sutra’s got a whole bit on massagin bits, not just the rude stuff, proper sensual vibes, blows your mind! Bet *Sadness* would’ve loved that, all weepy over a good rubdown.

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Honestly, she gives the best legit massages I have ever had. No Unicorn but definitely a place to remember and try when you want to.

Oh, and parks! There’s one near High Park, not too far away, where you can just chill with a coffee, catch some rays, and watch the world go by. It’s like a hidden gem where you can pretend to be all artsy-fartsy or even go for a jog if ya feel that kinda vibe. And sometimes, I’ll be cruisin’ by the little creeks along Bloor West, thinkin’ “Eh, what’s up, doc?” Like, boom, these peaceful waters remind me of those unpredictable scenes from City of God! Yeah buddy, life’s a crazy mix.

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