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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s got history, mate. Way back, ancient peeps in China and India were all over this—called it “tantric” or some fancy shite. Little known fact: them old monks used it to “channel energy,” but I bet they were just horny buggers tryna feel good. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some bald dude in a robe gettin’ a sneaky handy—sneaky like the Pale Man hidin’ his eyes on his hands. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see through the bullshit—ain’t no holy excuse, it’s primal, raw, human as fuck.

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Man, I remember my first stroll down Ossington Ave (yep, I know it’s a bit off but close enough) and how the vibrant murals and quirky cafes just slapped me in the face with pure awesomeness. Some days, bein’ a dating app developer here, I’m buzzin’ with stories from the locals — secret guitar sessions in jam-packed bars, or those sneaky spots where love sparks like fireworks on a summer night.

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