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Okay, so—little known fact! Back in ancient Rome, they had these oily rubdowns, called “massagium” or somethin’. Rich dudes paid big sesterces for it! Prolly got all tingly in their togas—ha! Imagine that, some senator goin’, “Oh yeah, harder!” Makes me giggle like a kid stealin’ Bart’s candy. I got mad once, tho—some shady joint charged me 50 bucks for a “special” massage, and it was just a dude pokin’ my back with a stick! Rip-off! I yelled, “D’oh! Gimme my money!” But when it’s good? Oh man, happy Homer! Like when Marge rubs my shoulders—almost erotic, but nah, she’s too sweet.

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I gotta tell ya, my spa is on Maple Lane, a hidden gem, tucked away behind an old brick building with ivy crawlin’ up, almost magical, like “We know what we know.” I had my fair share of odd clients – sometimes they come in with the weight of the world. But relaxin’ in our serene space, they found a piece of truth, a slice of joy, we swears!

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