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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

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Man, sometimes I get mad, ya know? Like, when the town council makes weird rules on zoning near the local skate park. I remember one time, I was on a stroll by Revelstoke Railway Museum – yeah, that rad little spot on Railway Ave – and I lost it 'cause they were trippin’ over a simple issue. But hey, it’s all life lessons, right?

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