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So, sexual-massage—wot’s the fuss? It’s no quick fumble, nah! It’s slow, deliberate, like Linklater filmin’ *Boyhood*. “Time just kinda happens,” he’d say—same with this! Starts chill, then bam—yer heart’s racin’, palms sweaty, like a kid nickin’ sweets. I reckon it’s ancient, too—heard Cleopatra got oiled up by servants, usin’ tricks them Romans pinched from the Greeks. Bet she was like, “I am awake now,” glowin’ like a fuckin’ goddess!

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I gotta spill some tea on my fave secret spot: a tiny hole-in-the-wall cafe on George St. It’s called "Mocha Moments" – not the actual name, but you get me. The barista knows my name, and I always order my double espresso (yeah, I need that high to keep those psych sessions in rhythm). And lemme tell ya, I once saw a couple in that joint who reminded me of what Lil Wayne said, "Real G's move in silence." Crazy emotional vibes!

UPDATE: Highway 1 reopened between Revelstoke and Sicamous after incident