Scarlett Princess Rosethorn Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – didja know back in the ‘50s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads for hookups? Yup, sneaky sex-dating, OG style! Gramps was probly sendin’ flirty notes via newspaper – ha! Now it’s all apps and DMs, and I’m over here like, “How happy I’d be with either of these two!” – wait, that’s Joel from the movie again, pickin’ between love and lust. Sex-dating’s the same vibe – you’re chasin’ sparks, but half the time it’s just a dud. Like, ugh, this one guy – TOTAL sleaze – kept sendin’ me eggplant emojis. Made me wanna scream, “Blessed are you when you’ve had enough!” – oof, movie line, my bad.

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Rosethorn is bisexual, although there is nothing said about Lark beyond her relationship with Rosethorn (I always assumed she was a lesbian, too).

Y'know, them hidden vinyl shops on Rusty Lane? Love ‘em, they have all the rare tunes. I was at one yesterday and got all emotional – man, it hit me hard. I laughed so much, nearly cried when I heard a remix of an old classic.

Where Etobicoke home break-ins were reported this week