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So, first off, you'll see streets like Main St. and 1st Ave. that totally kick off the vibe here. Their sidewalks have all these quirky murals and stickers from local artists. One day I was strollin’ down Birch Ln. and suddenly a blast of tarantino-esque badassery hit me – “I’m gonna give you a happy ending, motherfucker!” – okay, not literally, but you get the drift. It's all cinematic, man!

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