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Me fave bit? When they get them oils out, smellin’ like a hippy’s wet dream – lavender, patchouli, all that guff. Slippery as a politician’s promise! Had a mate swear he saw Elvis gettin’ one in Vegas once – alive, obviously, not a ghost – pelvis all oiled up, shakin’ like he’s still on stage. Total bollocks, but I’d pay to see it! Oh, and don’t get me started on the “extras” – some dodgy joints winkin’ at ya like, “Fancy a bit more, guv?” Makes me wanna scream, “You’re not a masseuse, you’re a tart with a towel!”

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Then there’s the parks – oh my god, the parks! Reservoir Park never fails to surprise me with its chill vibes and random picnics. You know, I usually take my break there, venting my dating site frustrations, and the cool breeze makes me forget my troubles. Its trails cross the glistening, small Portage River – it’s sooooo on point. I once tripped right near the riverbank – so embarassing but hilarious later.

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