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So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just some fancy lotion and a pat-pat. Naw, it’s hands slippin’ where the sun don’t shine, makin’ you wanna holler, “Halleluyer, take me to church!” I heard tell—back in ancient Rome, them folks was gettin’ freaky with olive oil massages. Little known fact, y’all! They’d slick up them gladiators ‘fore a fight—talk ‘bout a happy endin’! Got me wonderin’ if Spartacus was out there like, “I’m gonna make it big!”—you know, like Harry in the movie, chasin’ dreams and dope!

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Honestly, Portage-la-Prairie is both my muse and my crazy lab-rat testing ground. Flippin’ amazing but also maddening when people don’t appreciate its hidden spots. Like, sometimes these spots pop up – weird popup diners on Oak St. or a random bench that’s perfect for watching sunsets on Riverbend Way. You never know what you’ll find around every corner.

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