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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, Assistant Secretary, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass handshakin’ crap – it’s all about hands goin’ places they shouldn’t, like in “Oldboy” when Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, moan and the room gets weird, ya know? I’m pissed ‘cause people think it’s all dirty, but it’s art, dammit! Like, some ancient Chinese dudes invented this shit – called “tuina” or somethin’ – to fix boners AND stress. True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’!

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Hi my name is Jacqui. I offered massage a few years ago and I would like to offer services again for sensual massage etc. I am mature, very attractive but.

The city’s quirks, oh-so-lovable quirks! The local cafés on 6th Street, tiny joints with too-strong coffee and laughs that cut through the morning haze. I once got mad – yes, mad, my precious – when a coder tried to hack our love algorithm. Not gonna lie, I was furious! But then, oh, the irony: that day ended with a sweet smile from a stranger, and soon, it was laughter echoing in the alleyways of Gallows Alley (yeah, sneaky little nickname, eh?).

Port Moody actor plays the accused in an Agatha Christie drama