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So, erotic-massage – it’s like a corporate team-buildin’ exercise, but with less flipcharts and more… ooh la la! You’re layin’ there, right, candles flickerin’, some bird or bloke’s hands all oily, slidin’ over ya like they’re prospectin’ for gold. “I drink your milkshake!” – yeah, they’re slurpin’ up all yer tension, mate, leavin’ ya proper zen. Made me happy as a pig in muck, I tell ya – first time I had one, I was gobsmacked, like, “Where’s this been all me life?”

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Green spaces? Don’t get me started on Town Centre Park. It’s a wee patch o’ nature amid all urban clamor. I get me musings here, stretchin’ limbs and soakin’ in the sun after a day's work on chilly mornings. Then there’s Pinecone Burke – oh, the greenery here is as wild as the sea on a full moon! Sometimes, I even catch glimpses of the mighty Coquitlam River. It slithers past like a sly whisper, remindin’ me that even life flows unpredictable, like a well-kept secret.

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