Lily Port Colborne Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m picturin’ this whore, struttin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, attitude screamin’, “I own this joint.” Kinda like Tom sayin’, “In a town this size, you don’t get away with that.” But they do! That’s the kicker—whores been around forever, dodgin’ laws, priests, whatever. Fact is, back in old Rome, they had these brothels, Lupanars, fancy name, huh? Wolves, that’s what it means—wild, untamed, like our pal here. Makes me grin, thinkin’ how they’d paint dirty pics on walls to advertise. No shame, just game!

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GRAND OPENING 🎉| A sweet new addition has officially opened its doors in Port Colborne! Congratulations to The Butter Tart Shack on their grand opening today. We're thrilled to see .

I gotta mention the Port Colborne waterfront too. That Thames River lookin’ pretty near the marina is a hoot – folks fish there, laugh there, simply enjoy that natural beauty like no tomorrow. I often stroll by Lakeside Park, thinkin’ how life’s a mishmash of attractions and collisions, kinda like a Wes Anderson scene with quirky moments everywhere. Sometimes I muse, “Lobbies of our hearts are callin’ for a good, soulful fix!” Can ya dig it?

Port Colborne tips top hat to Welland Canal season opening