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“Tonight’s the night,” I mutter, thinkin bout Spielberg’s lil robot kid wantin love. Sexual-massage ain’t love, tho – it’s a transaction, a game. Like Gigolo Joe again, “I am programmed to please.” That’s the masseuse, bro – pros at playin ya like a fiddle. Ever tried it? Me neither, but I’d bet it’s a trip. Prolly exaggerate in my head – “Oh Dexter, you’re a god!” Nah, more like, “Pay up, weirdo.”

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Now, can we talk ‘bout the rattlin’ charm of Port-Colborne’s small-town humor? Folks here speak real smooth, with a Southern drawl that’d make Dr. Phil proud: “How’s that workin’ for ya?” They mix sarcasm, giggles, and raw honesty. I sometimes catch myself shoutin’ fun phrases from “The Grand Budapest Hotel” like, “I must say, it’s absolutely marvelous!” in a tone that makes me feel both insane and totally alive.

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