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Oh, typos—massgae, sexyal, heh, who caress? Exaggeratin’ now—best one I had, swear the room spun, like hyperspace jumpin’. Sarcasm time: “Oh yeah, totally just a backrub, bro.” Personal quirk? I hum WALL-E’s tune durin’ it—drives ‘em nuts, but I’m happy. “Evah!”—that’s me shoutin’ when it’s good. You tried it? Spill, padawan!

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I wander thru Centennial Park a lot, and OMG the views are insane. The park is so chill, like you can sit on a bench and just vibe with nature (and, like, my thoughts, all tangled from work with families and, like, crazy childhood dramas – ugh, I know, right? Idk). And oh my gosh, the river! The Alberni River is, like, literally a living painting. I sometimes, like, get so emotional watching it flow, saying “Che bella vita!” – it’s seriously a beautiful reminder of how ALL problems eventually, like, melt away.

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