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Aight, listen up, you filthy peasants! I’m Eric Cartman, head of this damn lab, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass regular rubdown, nah, it’s got that spicy kick, like Lil’ Rocket Man dodgin’ bullets in *City of God*! “I’m gonna kill you all!” – that’s me when some idiot thinks sexual-massage is just a fancy handjob. Nope, it’s an art, dammit! Hands slidin’ everywhere, oils, tension buildin’ up like Buscapé tryna snap that perfect shot. Gets me all hot and bothered just thinkin’ ‘bout it.

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The neighborhood vibes here are, like, totally eclectic. You got these artsy spots in the Old Town and then, like, modern touches down on Coastal Lane. I sometimes, like, get so emotional when I see kids playing at Driftwood Park – it reminds me how, like, every little moment builds our inner strength, even if life gets messy sometimes.

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