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Alright, mate, so I’m a dental tech, right? Dr. Evil style – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” – sittin’ here thinkin’ bout erotic-massage. Ya know, not my usual gig, fixin’ teeth and all, but damn, this topic’s got some juice! I mean, who’d think rubbin’ someone down could get so fancy? Saw this chick once gettin’ an erotic-massage – not creepy, just research, swear – and the vibes? Straight outta *The Return*, that moody Andrey Zvyagintsev flick I love. “The sea’s breathing, alive,” like that – heavy, intense, ya feel me?

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Sorry if I rambled – like, my brain is totally in overdrive sometimes, cuz, like, living here makes me feel, like, utterly alive and, like, deeply connected to the human experience. You HAVE to come visit – we’ll grab coffee on McLeod, stroll the marina on Seaview, and live that movie moment together, for real. XOXO!

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