Emilia Pointe Calumet Whore ❤️

About Calgary

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Best Call Girls

Oh em gee, did I mention the local hidden speakeasy? Its door’s tucked between La Maison de Charme and Café Coquin. I used to sneak away there after long days. Insanely cool, a secret world of whispered desires and midnight musings.

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