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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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There’s a park, Humbrel Park – that’s my humble spot. Not everyone knows its secrets. You got shady spots. I once met a jittery artist beside Crinkle River there – his stories rumbled like a truck. I felt his scrappy vibe, like "What's the point?" moment, but hey, that's life.

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