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I dig it, alright? Makes me happy—those knots in my shoulders from sittin in the Death Star throne, poof, gone! But lemme tell ya, some parlors? Sketchy as hell. One time, went to this joint, smelled like bantha sweat, got mad as a rancor. Guy was like, “relax, bro,” and I’m thinkin, “I’ll Force-choke you, fool!” Little known fact: ancient Egypt had erotic-massage, pharaohs gettin rubbed down with lotus oil—fancy, right? Bet they didn’t overcharge like these clowns today.

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Since , Club Madellyn Jae’s philosophy aims to promote comfort, sensuality, and the pure enjoyment of life’s carnal pleasures.

Parliament Hill rocks. It's grand and shiny. I sit there sometimes, thinkin’ bout how massages relax stressed souls. Sometimes I stroll down Wellington, just soaking it all in. So nice, even if I get mad when traffic jams here... c’mon, seriously, it’s a pain in my butt! D’oh!

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