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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, lemme spill the beans on erotic-massage—Hawaii style, ya dig? Picture this: warm oil, hands slidin’ like they’re dodgin’ bullets in some shady diner brawl, straight outta *A History of Violence*. “You’re a little man,” I’d say to the stress knots, kneading ‘em into submission—bam! Done! I’m talkin’ slick moves, vibes so chill you’d think the waves are whisperin’ secrets. Got this one time, yeah, some fancy spa joint on Maui, chick tells me—get this—erotic-massage used to be hush-hush for Hawaiian royalty, like a secret handshake with extra spice. Blew my mind, man! Royalty gettin’ freaky with coconut oil? Wild!

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I gotta share some personal deets: sometimes I wander to the farmers' market on Willow St. Fresh fruit, odd smells, and random laughs. And OMG, the smell? It can turn you on or off in seconds. Got hit by nostalgia – I was so jaded then, like, "And you're still a ghost!"

Caledon OPP proud to assist and attend the Caledon Mayor’s Gala