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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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Discover me, and you'll discover the okanagan’s best kept secret.. I love what I do, and I do it with skill.

So, like, I stroll along Knox Road on a lazy afternoon (mmm, feels like Oldboy, "You just got to let go...") And oh, the parks! Bear Creek Park is magical, where smiles and secrets mix—just me and nature and some occasional drunk hikers, LOL. Then there’s Westbank, this quirky nook with open vibes. What, did I mention the Okanagan Lake? Its waters, so reflective... Pausing for effect, like an enigmatic mirror to our buried desires.

Body found in Okanagan Lake after mudslide near Kelowna