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About Winnipeg

So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s all bout them glands, yo. Fish got these pheromones, slippin’ outta their skin, makin’ other fish horny as hell. Little known fact—some species, like carp, they rub scales together, massagin’ each other into a frenzy! Ain’t that nuts? I saw it once, researchin’ in Thailand—fuckin’ carp goin’ at it, water splashin’, me laughin’ my ass off. Thought, “These fuckers know how to party!” Made me happy as shit—nature’s a goddamn gangster.

CENTRAL OKANAGAN MASSAGE

Located in the heart of beautiful Vernon, BC - Okanagan Sage Massage Therapy has a vision to create a warm and inviting space that offers their patients a.

Sooo, if u ever visit, check out Kelowna's downtown vibe, the chattiness near Knox, the secret corners by the lake... It's a freakin' sensual playground, and I—err, your friendly sexologist— approves. "Are you ready?" heh, as Oldboy might whisper, in a twisted kinda way.

Moms are magical at North Okanagan theatre