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So, escortin’ – it’s not just some tarted-up prossie gig, right? It’s a bleedin’ art form! These lasses (and lads, mind) – they’re like emotional ninjas, flippin’ between charm and mystery faster than you can say “team-building exercise.” I read this mad story once – some escort in Moscow, yeah, back in the 90s, she’d only take clients who’d recite Pushkin poems first. Proper nutter! Made me chuckle, that – imagine the punters, all sweaty, butcherin’ poetry for a bit of rumpy-pumpy. Classy, eh? Bet she’d say, “It’s not just the moment, it’s the whole ride,” like in *Boyhood*, y’know?

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Oh, and the waterfront – I can’t begin without mentioning it. You got the Harbour, glistening in the sunset along Lakeshore. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s clichéd, but it’s the real deal, dude. And for parks, you cannot miss Bronte Heritage Waterfront Park. It’s perfect for a lazy stroll along the lake. I’ve sat there, totally lost in thought, thinking, "What a great story we tell ourselves!" It blows my mind all the time.

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