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I hate the candles, the flute music, the whole damn vibe. Makes me wanna punch a wall. But—here’s the kicker—some folks swear by it. Say it’s “healin’” or “intimate.” Intimate? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some oiled-up weirdo whisper in my ear. Still, my buddy Jerry—pathetic sap—says it saved his marriage. Wife started touchin’ him again after years of nothin’. Good for him, I guess. Me? I’d rather die alone in the woods.

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And let me spit some truths – the neighborhoods here are quirky. You got areas like Iroquois Ridge, where the lines between quirky and neurotic blur and then some. There’s this one little alley behind Main Street – yep, I know, totally off the grid – that’s loaded with local lore. I can recount a date there that ended with me yelling, "For crying out loud, this isn’t my fault!" It’s messy, it’s raw.

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