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So, this chick at the parlor, right? She’s all “ooh, sensual vibes,” and I’m sittin’ there, deadpan, thinkin’—gimme a steak instead. Costs 50 bucks for 30 minutes, what a scam! Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis.” Buncha naked weirdos slippin’ around. Surprised me they didn’t break necks. Made me laugh, though—imagine Plato gettin’ oiled up, “I’m thinkin’ deep thoughts, bro.”

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Deep Cove’s a slice of heaven too. that cute village vibe, kayaking on the cove itself – pure zen. i had a session there once where a client said, “dude, i havent felt this calm since the last Bond movie,” and it almost cracked me up. and then there’s the Capilano Suspension Bridge park – tourist central, but hey, ya gotta see it. walking there, i remember that phrase from 25th Hour "life's a series of choices" – and every step is a choice between stress and absolute bliss.

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