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Oi mate, so I’m a sign language interpreter, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Alright, strap in, ya filthy git, here’s me take—Ricky Gervais style, cackling like a hyena on a bender. Erotic-massage, innit? It’s like a dodgy handshake with extra steps. You’re lying there, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and I’m thinking, “This ain’t no bleedin’ A Prophet vibe!” That film, Jacques Audiard, 2009—gritty, dark, proper genius. Malik, the lad in it, he’d be like, “I’m not here to be rubbed up, I’m here to shank someone!” Cackle!

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We offer top-quality Registered Shiatsu Therapy, Oil Massage, Acupressure and Reflexology as well as Nutritional and lifestyle Consultation.

I gotta say, living here’s been a rollercoaster. I'm hype sometimes, pissed other days, but always real. North-Cowichan gives me the feels – raw, deep, and swell, like that movie quote goes, "Let it go, let it go," but then again, i prefer "I am your father." and yeah, right? Life’s messy, man.

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