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So, I tried it once – this chick, total minx, knew moves that’d make yer head spin faster than a vinyl on 45. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they called it “massage with benefits” – senators got it on the down-low, sneaky buggers! Made me happy as a hippie at Woodstock – muscles loose, soul groovin’. But once, mate, this geezer botched it – rough hands, no rhythm, like a tone-deaf drummer! Pissed me off, I was ragin’ – “Oi, mate, this ain’t a wrestling hold!”

We're always hiring sexy and fun attendants from the Niagara region.

Fasinations Massage is the Niagara region's premiere body rub parlor. Come unwind with one of our gorgeous attendants. With many to choose from.

Man, the neighborhoods here, like the quirky nooks on Franklin Ave, are absolutely vibrant. I always say, "Fuck it!" when someone tells me how to behave—GiR-Done my way, right? I’ve seen hilarious rendezvous unfold in those intimate street corners; where people share whispered desires and bold secrets.

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