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Oh, and here’s a tidbit y’all might not know—didja hear ‘bout them ancient Greeks? They was wild for sexual-massage, callin’ it some fancy word I can’t pronounce—prob’ly butchered it 14 times tryin’. Point is, they’d slather on olive oil, get all slippery, and make it a whole dang ritual. Surprised me silly when I heard that! Them old-timers knew how to party, huh?

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Some days, I’m mad at the hustle—traffic on John St. can really grind your gears, and the uncertainty of urban life gets you heated. Sometimes you just wanna scream "F**k it!" But then you feel that pure, rushin’ water from the Niagara River, and you’re like “Look at that flow, man. Embrace the storms... and love, always love.” Every corner here brings surprises—like, did you know there’s a mural on Pine Ave that’s literally a tribute to local women warriors? It got me teary-eyed, yo.

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