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What gets me blood boilin’ tho is the poncy types who bang on about it like it’s high art. “Oh, it’s tantric, it’s spiritual!” Bollocks—it’s a fumble in the dark with extra steps, and you’re kidding yourself if you think it’s deep. I’d rather watch the lads in *The Return* row that creaky boat in silence for two hours—least that’s got tension worth feelin’. “Where’s the island?” they’d say, lost and miserable—mate, you’re lost too if you’re shellin’ out for this rubbish!

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Some days, I’m mad at the hustle—traffic on John St. can really grind your gears, and the uncertainty of urban life gets you heated. Sometimes you just wanna scream "F**k it!" But then you feel that pure, rushin’ water from the Niagara River, and you’re like “Look at that flow, man. Embrace the storms... and love, always love.” Every corner here brings surprises—like, did you know there’s a mural on Pine Ave that’s literally a tribute to local women warriors? It got me teary-eyed, yo.

Conservative Tony Baldinelli returns to Ottawa for third term