Scarlett Newmarket Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little secret? Oldest brothel’s from Pompeii—yep, lava froze it! Whores and togas, baby, history’s kinky. I’d exaggerate, say they banged til the volcano popped—ha! Makes ya wonder, would I wipe that memory too? “Blessed are the forgetful,” huh? Nah, I’d keep it, too juicy. Chatty johns, smell o’ cheap perfume—brothels ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re alive! What ya think, sugar?

Local Flyer

% an illegal gambling operation. They'll be gambling, running a bar, and smoking indoors. No way a place that camerad up, that you have to be buzzed in for.

One day, I was speedin’ by on Elm Street—a mess of colors everywhere. I nearly lost my cool, mmh, yelled “Halleluyer!” ‘cause of the hot traffic and all, but then I thought, “Spirited Away, sweet child!” and just laughed it off.

Newmarket residents opposing cellphone tower on church site