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So, anyway, I’m harvestin’, and I’m picturin’ this massage joint. Dim lights, weird music, some lady named Svetlana whisperin’, “Relax, Larry!” And I’m like, “Relax? I’m tense as hell!” That’s the thing—erotic-massage sounds hot, but I’d ruin it. I’d be rantin’— “Why’s your hand there? That’s too close!” Meanwhile, it’s supposed to boost your circulation or some crap. Little known fact—there’s this study, says it lowers stress hormones. Cortisol? Yeah, that jerk hormone. Drops like a rock after a good rubdown. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d just make ya paranoid!

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I know, I know, my rambling’s off. But trust me, Mount-Pleasant-East is more than streets and parks. Its alleys hold mystery, its turnabouts hide stories, its neon signs flicker like those deep movie shots. It’s imperfect, just like life, full of belly laughs, epic fails, and moments that get under your skin.

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