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Here’s a kicker—didja know in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru massage”? Slippery seaweed gel, bodies slidin’ everywhere—sounds like a freakin’ slip-n-slide porno! I’m imaginin’ it now, too much, too much, I’d fall off the table, break my neck, sue somebody! But people love it, swear it’s “transcendent.” Me? I’d be screamin’, “Where’s the towel, I’m done!”

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Man, Pinewood Drive’s where magic happens. It’s lit, real talk. I remember one crazy day after a wild session, I was chillin' near Lakeside Park. I was thinkin’ "Toni Erdmann, get real!" you know, that movie vibe. The whole mood was like – "Who runs the world?" Kanye style energy.

Rebuilding effort underway, but still no answers one year after Morinville church fire