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So, last week, I’m at this dodgy spa—shady vibes, right? This bird’s hands were magic, like Eve’s in the movie, all “tangled up in you.” Made me happy as a pig in muck! But—get this—the bloke next door starts moanin’ like a bleedin’ walrus. Pissed me right off! Wanted to yell, “Oi, keep it down, you twat!”—but nah, stayed cool, “shaken, not stirred,” yeah? Surprised me how bloody loud some punters get—mate, it’s a massage, not a porno!

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Now, lemme tell you, some spots make me mad at times. Like, seriously, some park benches in Centennial Park are all busted, broken, and just less chill than my zen state. I get so riled up—like, “WHAT THE HECK, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” But even those messed up bits add to its character, you know? It’s like every crack in the pavement has its own story to tell.

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