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Humor? Aight, ever had a dude fart mid-massage? Stank so bad I’m like, “Bro, you killed the mood!” Sarcasm heavy, “Oh, great, now I’m relaxed *and* gassed up.” Still cracks me up. Anyway, sexual-massage, it’s fire—sensual as hell, deep as Jesse’s stare. Try it, fam, “YOLO”—live a lil’, ya know? Peace.

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I ain't even kiddin', sometimes, when I vibe out in my chair massagin’ someone, it feels like I'm channelin' the magic of Del Toro himself – "the labyrinth is real" and shit. Like, old brick buildings on Birch Ln whisper secrets of the past, while modern graffiti on the underpass scream our future. Streets are alive, man. They got energy, like a beat droppin’ from nowhere. I remember one day, I was workin’ on a client and all I could think was, “The labyrinth is my refuge,” and boom – I felt like a king.

Crash takes out traffic signal on Midkiff Road near the mall