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I’m spongebob, bouncin’ around Bikini Bottom, but IRL, sex-dating’s my jellyfish hunt! I’ve seen dudes on apps, all “I’m the man,” but ghost ya faster than Squidward ditchin’ work! Hella funny, right? Makes me LOL, but also—ugh, so annoying! Little fact tho—did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘round 2009 with Grindr? Yup, gay dudes paved the way, and I’m like, “Respect, brothas!”

Midland Sex Personals:

Yo, there’s this beat-up, old park on Main St – like, you walk there and you suddenly feel the magic of a forgotten world. Crazy places like Riverbend Park, near the twisty, turny river (yeah, the one that cuts through town) give you a sense of wonder, like, “Are we really here or in Pan’s Labyrinth?” It's almost as if the spirits of old fairytales roam these streets. I swear one day, I was kneading a tired muscle, and the rhythmic sound of water hitting the banks hit me hard – like, destiny y’know?

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