Emily Martensville Brothel ❤️

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I reckon I’d say, “Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you!” Can’t get fooled twice, ‘less you’re dumber than a bag of hammers. Seen a brothel in Nevada once—legal, shiny, like a dang Wal-Mart for sinnin’. Girls struttin’ round, all dolled up, and I’m like, “Well, shoot, this ain’t no church picnic!” Made me happy, sorta—freedom, y’know? Folks choosin’ their path. But then, this one gal, she looked sadder than a hound dog with no bone. Pissed me off, man! “We’re all alone,” like in *Amour*, stuck in our own dang heads.

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Asian hospitality is what you’ll crave after a visit to Marrickville Simple, clean rooms and large, comfortable beds are waiting for you, along with ladies who’ll soothe all your stresses away. .

So, welcome to the unpredictable, snarky, and totally heartfelt world of Martensville (ca)! Come for the crazy dates and stay for the absurd charm. Enjoy, mate!

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