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So, like, I heard this thing—ancient Rome, they did it! Rich folks, oiled up, slaves rubbin’ ‘em down. Total perv-fest, right? HMM… makes ya wonder! Nowadays, it’s all “massage parlors”—sketchy neon signs, shady vibes. Went once, oh my God, this chick’s hands? Magic! Felt like Tony sayin’, “You’re my home now,” from the flick—pure bliss, I swear! But then—ugh!—she charged extra, sneaky! Pissed me off, total rip-off!

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Oh, and check this: back in the day, the old clock tower on King Street was the heartbeat of the town. Now it’s been repurposed—yeah, sounds weird, right?—but it still stands proud, watchin’ over us, kinda like that wise old soul in Her sayin’, "The past is a weird place, like the digital memories of a strange, awkward existence." I dig that vibe, real honest and rough-around-the-edges.

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