Emily Markland Wood Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Hey buddy, so I’m sittin here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, ya know, as your resident Russian Sign Language translator—wild gig, right? Anyway, sexual-massage, it’s like, whoa, hands everywhere, tension meltin away, total vibe! I’m all giddy bout it, like when I first saw “No Country for Old Men”—that flick’s my jam, all dark and twisty, kinda like a good rubdown, but with less murder, ha! “Call it, friendo,” I’d say to the masseuse, hopin they pick the right oil—lavender’s my sh*t, calms my crazy ass down.

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Oh man, where do I even begin here in Markland-Wood (ca)? This city’s a real trip, y’know? I’ve been here for years runnin’ my spa, and lemme tell ya, every corner’s got its own soul. I strolled down Birchwood Ave on a breezy day, feelin’ the vibe, like life was whisperin’ secrets. There’s this tiny café on Maple and 5th—real hidden gem stuff—that makes ya feel all mellow and alive, sorta like when Theodore types out his texts in Her, man. "I feel like I can be a better person here," like that movie says, ya know?

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